Femanon here, my parents just caught me having sex with our dog. Lemme explain:

For about a year now, I’ve been involved in an intimate relationship with my German shepherd. It began one lonely night last year when I had had too much to drink, no one else was home, and I was feeling pretty down. My dog was my only real friend at that point and clearly favored my company over everyone else in the family. He also had a habit of humping my leg from time to time, which I took to imply sexual interest. So that night I undressed, covered myself with lube, and let him penetrate me.

Fast forward three months and we’ve been doing this on and off whenever we have the house to ourselves. That night, which happened to be Christmas Eve, I began to be a bit more bold. I let him fuck me in my bedroom while the family was downstairs drinking. There was no noise – I had been training him to be quiet in case we ever did this when people were home not to mention that I always took off his collar before we began. It went flawlessly and we began doing this regularly. The riskiest time was when my brother and his friends were playing video games in the next room over, but they never heard anything.