Mr. Boombastic
What you want is some boombastic, romantic fantastic lover

She call me Mr. Boombastic
Say me fantastic
Touch me on me back
She says I’m Mr. Ro-Ro
Mantic, say me fantastic
Touch me on the back
She says I’m Mr. Rooo

Smooth, just like the silk
Soft and cuddly hug me up like a quilt
I’m a lyrical lover
No take me for no filth
With my sexual physique, yeah, you know me well built
Oh me, oh my, oh well, well

She call me Mr. Boombastic
Say me fantastic
Touch me on me back
She says I’m Mr. Ro-Ro
Mantic, say me fantastic
Touch me on the back
She says I’m Mr. Rooo

I’ll get straight to the point
Like an arrow arrow dart
Come lay down in my Jacuzzi and get some bubble bath
Only sound you will hear is the beating of my heart
And we will mwh-mwh and have some sweet pillow talk

Boombastic, call me fantastic, Mr. Boom