So my father and I were moving concrete blocks in prep to bring a shed down the road on skids. There was a kid hanging around chatting or whatever and started saying stuff like “you’re still living with your parents” (I just moved back after graduating while looking for work) “You’re 30 and you don’t even have a girlfriend??” (Was tempted to tell him I’m about to turn into a wizard)

Anyway just generally being an 11 year old kid. So my dad takes out the smallest of these blocks and since he’s around and acting a little tough, I tell him to take it. He goes over to it and of course he can’t pick it up, it probably weighed 15 or 20 pounds. I say “no, lift with your legs, like this” and pick it up.

He literally said “Stop flexing on me bro”. Found it hilarious. You’ve got a lot to learn in life, little dude.