Hyphophelynol is a pill that prevents itchy and scratchy eyes. Side effects include loss of hair, loss of fingernails, deja vu, loss of vision on your right eye, complete and total deafness, sudden death, deja vu, half deafness, itchy and scratchy eyes, discoloration of the fingernails, hair falling out in clumps, violent tendencies, deja vu, increased muscle mass, frailty of the nasal cavity, rapid snap coiling of the trachea, deja vu, throat hair, eye seepage, extension of the optical nerves, deja vu, extreme hair growth, short term memory loss, stuttering, short term memory loss, rapid deterioration of the brain, short term memory loss, tooth necrosis, short term memory loss, tinnitus, short term memory loss, total loss of hydration, x-ray vision, loss of the nervous system, brain tumors, extreme siezures,deja vu, detachment of the bones a/o ears uncontrollable beatboxing, violent tendencies, complete organ failure, gravity assisted concrete poisoning, unpredictability of circadian rhythms, excessive sweating, suicidal thoughts and tendencies, frequent changing of eye color,
loss of bone marrow unpredictable explosion of the blood vessels, vertigo, deja vu, questioning of existience, skin necrosis, detachment of feet, death of nearby goldfish, nausea, accellerated growth of fingernails, and sudden death. Use as directed.