Holy fucking shit. I want to bang Hillary Clinton so goddamn bad. I can’t stand it anymore. Every time I watch CNN I get a massive erection. I’ve seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Hillary. I’m sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should’ve been busted inside of Hillary’s ribbed leather pussy. I want her to have my mutant human/lizard babies. Fuck, my fucking mom caught me with the neighbor’s senile mother. I’d dressed her in my sister’s skirt and went to fucking town. She hasn’t said a word to me in 10 hours and I’m worried she’s gonna take away my copy of It Takes a Village. I might not ever get to see Hillary again.