guys I really like the letter m. no like, if there was any letter i would get rid of from the alphabet, it would be anything other than m. M can be multiple things at once, such as “good taste,” “bad reaction,” “add an H to make you think,” and so much more. M is the centre point for creation if you think hard enough. Split an m in half and you get nn. Flip one of the n’s, and you get un. Split another m, and turn one 90 degrees counterclockwise, and close the other, and you end up with unco. Sharpen the u, get a v. Add a line, flip it, and you get A. Double the v and combine them, and you get w. Chop off one of the lines from w, and you get l and N. Turn it 90 degrees clockwise, and you get Z. Make the middle line vertical, you get an I. Turn it again 90 degrees clockwise, and it’s H. Now get rid of the line again, make the 2 lines perpendicular, and it’s X. Break the X in half, rearrange the pieces, and it’s k. Rearrange again, bend one of the pieces, and it’s f. Take the smaller piece, bend it, and you get p. Rotate 180 degrees, and it’s d. Flip it, b. 180 degrees again, q. Extend the line and curve it, and it’s a g. Break the circle, and it’s an s. Bend the lower half straight, and it’s r. Extend the bottom again, and curve the top part, and it’s e. Straighten it, break apart a tiny piece, and set it right below the top, and it’s t. Flip it, turn it, and move the small piece, and it’s y. Straighten the piece, convert the smaller line into a dot, j. Now, finally, we’re done. We have assembled the entire alphabet using only m as our template. You know what, m is the 13th letter in the alphabet. 13 is usually a cursed number, and it’s also the reason most hotels don’t have a 13th floor (seriously). Friday the 13th is a popular film series involving a guy in a mask who like i dunno stalks a lake or whatever. The first Friday the 13th film came out in 1980. 1980 is also when Post-it notes went on sale. Post-it has 6 letters. Friday has 6 letters. Guess what else has 6 letters? Um, uhh, apples. With an s. That has 6 letters. I like apples. Following our procedure for turning m into all the letters, but reversing it, we can make mmmmmm. Going back to the 3rd sentence of this rant, mmmmmm can express feelings of good taste (mmmmmm, this food tastes good), bad reaction (mmmmmm sorry dude about how no one agrees with your rant), and add an H to make you think (Hmmmmmm, I should probably stop ranting about now). Using the second sentence (bad reaction), I can conclude that on May 13th, 2022, you (the reader) will come up to me in person and say “mmmmmm, I do not agree with your rant.” And if you actually manage to do that, I will throw a minimum of 4 beans at you. Also, can you see how much typing I am doing? I am putting pride and devotion into this. There is a high chance you won’t make it to the 3rd sentence, heck, maybe you won’t even click on this profile. I want to show you my bean collection tho :(. Well, it doesn’t matter, the District will be able to see it, so like, that’s +1000 kids. At least one will view this, I can guarantee that. Also, if I would, I would make a different YT channel and put beans on it. Just a montage of beans. Beans do not have the letter m in it, but mangos do. My friend said the beans in my bean collection look like discolored mangos. I do not agree, those are red beans, not mangos. So, be quiet, and just stop. The letter m can actually make numbers as well, meaning that the letter m can go on for infinity! Watch carefully: Turn the m 90 degrees clockwise, and it’s 3. Warp the lower half, then straighten it, and it’s 2. Flip it vertically, and it’s 5. Close the end between the lower half and the middle, bend the line on top, and it’s 6. Flip it 180 degrees, and it’s 9. Break it, straighten it, tilt the tip by about 45 degrees counterclockwise, and it’s a 1. Extend the tip, have the number counter-weight, and it’s a 7. Warp the entire thing, break and conjoin, and it’s 4. Make the hole in the centre smooth, and expand it, and it’s 0. Perform Mitosis, and it’s 8. Rotate 90 degrees, and it’s finally INFINITY. The letter m can become other characters as well. Take m, break it, rearrange it, and it’s #. Take one line, discard for later, then take the other 2 and bend them into circles, and it’s %. Unbend the spheres, then bend all the lines, twist and turn, and it’s &. Take the letter a and the lines, and tangle them, and it’s @. Capitalism, and it’s $. Take the line, discard for later, flip the S, then squish it, and it’s \~. Extend it, make it vertical, lightly punch it, and it’s (. Lightly punch it the other way, and it’s ). Straighten it, cut off a piece, smush it into a circle, and it’s !. Uppercut, and it’s ?. Take the circle, discard the uppercut line, and lightly make the circle a square, and it’s \`. Rotate the \`, and it’s ‘. Duplicate it, and it’s “. I could go on and on, but you get the point. And besides, there is more characters than letters. I’ll expand it later, but you get this for now. The letter m can become different languages too! Of course, there are WAY too many languages to cover, but as we already covered, English is an easy language for m. Afrikaans, Albanian, Amharic, Arabic, Armenian, Azerbaijani, Bangla, Basque, Belarusian, Bosnian, Bulgarian, Burmese, Catalan, Cebuano, Chinese (Simplified), Chinese (Traditional), Corsican, Croatian, Czech, Danish, Dutch, Esperanto, Estonian, Filipino, Finnish, French, Galician, Georgian, German, Greek, Gujarati, Haitian Creole, Hausa, Hawaiian, Hebrew, Hindi, Hmong, Hungarian, Icelandic, Igbo, Indonesian, Irish, Italian, Japanese, Javanese, Kannada, Kazakh, Khmer, Kinyarwanda, Korean, Kurdish, Kyrgyz, Lao, Latin, Latvian, Lithuanian, Luxembourgish, Macedonian, Malagasy, Malay, Malayalam, Maltese, Maori, Marathi, Mongolian, Nepali, Norwegian, Nyanja, Odia, Pashto, Persian, Polish, Portuguese, Punjabi, Romanian, Russian, Samoan, Scottish Gaelic, Serbian, Shona, Sindhi, Sinhala, Slovak, Slovenian, Somali, Southern Sotho, Spanish, Sundanese, Swahili, Swedish, Tajik, Tamil, Tatar, Telugu, Thai, Turkish, Turkmen, Ukrainian, Urdu, Uyghur, Uzbek, Vietnamese, Welsh, Western Frisian, Xhosa, Yiddish, Yoruba, and Zulu are all languages that are possible to construct with the letter m. Although some may be tougher and require more steps, it is possible. It may take a few weeks, a few months, or if you are slow enough, a few years. Thanks for coming to my TedTalk.