Ha! Perry the Platypus, you have fallen right into my trap. BEHOLD! THE NIGGA-INATOR! You see Perry, as a child, I was never allowed to have my own N-Word Pass. But with this, no man woman or child will be able to stop me!

*fires beam at self*

Yoyo Perry the Platypus, now I can enact phase 2 of my plan. There are just too many bitch-ass crackers in my hood. And now, imma give them the N-Word Pass they hold so dearly. And there’s nothing you can do. See ya later, my nigga.

*flies away in jetpack*