I used to roll the dice

 feel my dick in my enemy’s ass

 listen as the crowd would sing ‘now the old king is dead’ LOOOLL

 one minute i held my nuts

 next my balls were closed on me

 then i’d discover sans upon pillars of salt ,PILLARS OF SALT, PILLARS OF SALT(Twitter)

 then i’d hear jackie chan singing ‘OMAEEWAAAA MOOO SHIIINNNDERUUU’

 beat my meat, my ssuuuuuuuuuuussss

 for some reason i cant explain

 why we live in a society

 where gamers dont rule the world 🙁