I used to roll the dice
feel my dick in my enemy’s ass
listen as the crowd would sing ‘now the old king is dead’ LOOOLL
one minute i held my nuts
next my balls were closed on me
then i’d discover sans upon pillars of salt ,PILLARS OF SALT, PILLARS OF SALT(Twitter)
then i’d hear jackie chan singing ‘OMAEEWAAAA MOOO SHIIINNNDERUUU’
beat my meat, my ssuuuuuuuuuuussss
for some reason i cant explain
why we live in a society
where gamers dont rule the world 🙁