Welcome back to bottom gear mates. Tonight on gear

cars

I steal my schupid neighbours ford focus.
Hammond gets kidnapped by drug lords in Cambodia.
And James gives in to the voices.

This weeks sponsor is bosee yeah check them out. Roight propa headphones.

Hi on top gear fuck cars

Jams my fellow colleague[OBJ] of the “bottom gear™️” team

I miss me wife

Ok lads now it’s time for the news.

Looka dis fast car mate
When this babie hits 141 kilometres pwer hour yer, your gonna see some serious shite mate.

Blimey, the shpeed is givin’ me a roight prahpah aneurysm, gettin’ real hahrd to dreve the cah mate.

stig will now driv fas car.
*burping noises*

tonite we *car screeching* have an *car crashing sound* excloosive look on the cyber—

stig crashed james *muffled screaming*

oi james mate, you gotTO perform the exhalation of this rare crack cocaine

#c̸̙̝̃́̂̀o̸̢̳̟̮̤̘͓͔̅̅̌̄͑͛̊̋ḉ̷̘̗͎͍̙k̵͉͈͙̥̙͓͛͋ ̷̡̲̙͍̯̭̻̝̔̊̾̊̋͊͗̚c̸̰̣̎͆̐͝ȏ̸̻̟̓͒̄̋͝c̵̗̠͌̀̏̕k̷̙̮̯̼̰̤̆̏̈́̈́͐̀ ̴̖̟̝͈̰͓̺͛̈́ç̴̫̰̻͚̉̄́͑ǫ̵̪̮̾́̈́c̵̢̺̃̊̈͊͋͘k̸̖̝̬̭̭̻̪̈́͂̽͆͘͠͠ ̵̘͉͍̺͉̐͐͘͝c̷͓͋̏̔̇̀̚ộ̸̢̈́̿͘c̶̣̝̞̹̏̃̊̌k̷͙̘̐̈ ̸̢͙̘̦̗̥͍͂̒̈́̿̾̊̕̕͜c̸̢͕̥̮̻͆̿͑͝o̴͚̭͈͖̯̹͖͒̒̎͂͌̍͝͠c̶̡̘̗̻̬̯͕̝̈́͌͐͝ͅk̷̥̲̯̎̋͐͋̎̆͐̎͘ ̶͎̦͍̲̂́̃ͅc̴̙̗͚͓̤͈̽̆͒̾̓̉͂͘ͅő̷̰̬̠̣̂͋͌̈́͝͝ç̶͇̠͚͔̭̣̜͊͊̋̚k̵̰̃ ̶̧̢̦͎̞̘͐͋͐̚͜c̸̻̫̻̈̓̋̂̕o̴̪̥͎̫͙̪͔̣͒͊̔̕̚ͅc̷̡͎̩̣̭̿͌̊̋̀͌̈́k̸̙̬̮̄̀̈́́͝͝


i’m dabbin on them fuckin h8rs james

oi mates listen to this yeh *squeaky recorder*

HAMMOND HELP ME IM ABOVE YOUR HOUSE MATE

our challomnge today, buy car for 823¥ and drive from wigan to north korea.

bit shtewpid innit hammond

hammock! hammock look at this car i just got for 20 quid

how about we rev one for the lads watching? *car crashing sounds*
i think i revved too much i hope were insured

oi blokes exhaust fume taste kinda funny yeah

hamond idiot brok car crash in fhield agai n???/

hamme oi we need more boofé

oi em adic ted

botom gear the game coming to the console in 20 minutes

this is the new lambo midel I was telling you about jam
don’t care mate *kicked in the balls*

today we will r-
today we’ll r-
today we will r-
Fuck.

2001 chevy highlander

she took the bluddy kids jermy

fuckin hammock

*air blowing sounds* ‘ery noic

Don’t care mate.