β€œOh πŸ™€ man πŸ‘¦, Friday πŸ˜«πŸ’¨βœ–, I πŸ‘ really πŸ’― wanted 😍 an egg 🍳 salad πŸ₯—πŸ’’ sandwich πŸ₯ͺ and I πŸ‘ was just obsessing about πŸ’¦ it and I πŸ‘ was like πŸ’–, β€˜Man πŸ‘¨β˜ πŸŒ, I’m πŸ‘Œ gonna πŸ”₯ make πŸ’˜ one ☝ of those.’ So Saturday πŸ“…, I πŸ‘ went πŸ’¨ out and got πŸ‰, like πŸ‘, a dozen 🌹 eggs πŸ₯šπŸ˜‘ and then I πŸ‘ boiled πŸ₯”πŸ₯šπŸš them all πŸ’― and I πŸ‘ just, I πŸ‘ spent πŸ’΅, I πŸ‘ dunno πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ, probably 😻 three πŸ— hours πŸ•πŸ‘ŒπŸ»πŸ˜, like πŸ‘ three πŸ— and a half πŸ’€ hours 😞😳 making πŸ’˜, you πŸ˜πŸ‘ˆ know πŸ€”, the mayonnaise 😀, and the onions 🍈 and paprika and, you πŸ‘‰ know πŸ€”πŸ‘€, the necessary 😏 accoutrement πŸŒπŸ˜‚. And then, by the time ⏰ I πŸ‘ was done βœ…, I πŸ‘ didn’t really πŸ’― feel 😜 like πŸ˜„ like πŸ’– eating πŸ‘…πŸ…± it.”