Did you just call that Headcrab a he? Headcrabs are non-gender binary, asexual, don’t conform to gender stereotypes. Dye their skin yellow, black and red colors, only eat gluten free products, don’t like cis-gendered people, especially humans and hate oppressive white males like Gordon Freeman. The ONLY headcrab pronoun is they.
How DARE you call that headcrab a he, noob… I bet you haven’t even beaten Half-Life: Blue Shift.