Criminal: holds woman at gun point give me your money

Crowd: oh no the criminal is going to steal their money

A small figure is visible from the sky

Little boy: look mommy it’s super gay rat!

Woman: you’re right honey it’s super gay rat

Super gay rat: beats up robber

Robber: please don’t kill me super gay rat 🙁

Super gay rat: alright why the fuck do you all call me super gay rat huh! voice begins to crack I’m a fucking super hero rat that beats up evil criminals ok! That’s what fucking matters I like having relationships with male rats why does that fucking matter huh? Why am I not “super rat” instead of “super gay rat” huh! Huh! There isn’t another super rat as far as I’m aware so why super gay rat huh? You homophobic bastards… oh god begins uncontrollably sobbing

The end

Edit: this was an analogy on the evils of communism