Scientists create a time machine so they can go back in time to stop someone from eating that bat. They grab the bat and take it with them back to the future to destroy it once and for all. But because the guy is so hungry, he sneaks with us back to the future and brings his entire family with him. He prepares an entire army of his family and Karens to steal the bat from the scientist and is damn near successful. That is, until one of the scientists gets a call from a formerly deceased general. “On your left”. It turns out, they also invented teleportation because a portal appears behind the scientist and you see everyone who had died has been resurrected. The entire world appears through multiple portals, here to unite against the virus and to save 2020. An all out war starts as we try to keep them away from the bat. Everyone is here, armies from across the world, citizens wielding their rifles to defend their family, hell, they brought in the actual actors of the Avengers movies. This is until the man finally gets a hold of the bat. He holds it up in one hand, ready to take a bite, until Sheldon himself decides to jump in one last time to steal the bat from the guy. But he’s so huge that he simply pushes him to the side. “I am inevitable.” He almost takes a bite, only to realize that the bat is gone. Sheldon has it in his hand with a sledge hammer. “I……am……..Iron Man!”, quoting the recent Avengers movie. He gets the sledgehammer. “Bazinga!” Smash

The virus is no more and the entire army disappears. Unfortunately, Sheldon was the only one infected by the virus. He cannot even stand anymore and sits down one last time to see his loved ones: the loyal fans of the Big Bang Theory. But now he sees the light. He sees Amy waiting for him in the afterlife (she died in the Cold War a few years back; it’s real top secret stuff so ssssshhhhhhhh). Finally, they can be reunited once more. And finally, the Coronavirus is no more. He died for the world’s sins. And now the Big Bang Theory will be immortalized as the greatest sitcom of all time. Thanks to a single man against a whole army.

R.I.P. Sheldon Cooper 1980-2020