To understand this, you must know that a few days earlier I saw a documentary about plants. Better said about smart plants, where it is explained how certain plants orient themselves, use defense mechanisms, exploit other plants for themselves and, and, and. What particularly stuck in my mind was their reproductive strategy. It’s a brutal battle between the male plants to see who can fertilize the female plant first. And when I say brutal, I mean it. These crappy pollen are knocking each other out all the time. A race with caroms just to be the first.

Anyway, the other day I was on 500 mics of LSD and spent my time at my favourite spot, with my favourite food and music.

When I was completely tripping after a few hours I watched the plants while listening to Pink Floyd. I remembered the documentary and the scene of the pollen fighting to be the first to reach the destination. I was touching a plant at the time and I could see these pollen just competing with each other. I felt very connected to one particular pollen, as if it was a part of me. I was hoping it would win. This pollen, which was like a part of me, won and as soon as it fertilized the female plant I felt a tension all over my body and a few drops of sperm fell into my underpants.

So I’m standing there in a field full of plants, full on acid, while Pink Floyd is playing, touching a plant and moaning, getting an orgasm. It was one of the best feelings I have ever felt and I plan to repeat it next time.

Has anyone had similar experiences? Would love to read about it!