I refuse to believe it. Even if my own two eyes were confronted with direct, undeniable evidence, I would still, out of pure stubbornness and idealism, come up with a rational explanation for this certain impossibility.

The last girl who made the ridiculous claim that she was “just taking a shit, dude” in my house has been reported to the appropriate authorities.

Girls, you don’t poop, stop pretending, stop coming to my house and pretend you poop, it does not impress me, in fact, it DISGUSTS ME.

(edit) to the girl who send me the video of her taking a shit… Nice try, but that’s clearly an AI deep fake.