“The boiling water that softens the potato will harden the egg.” — Unknown
___
“Yeah but in 5 minutes I won’t be mad and you’ll still be retarded.”
— Anon on 4chan
___
“How are your mouth and your ass different? Both are the same, shit comes out, dick goes in.” — Anon on 4chan
___
“You can’t blame a blind person for being blind. You simply don’t let them drive your car.” — turningpoint01, Reddit
___
“I don’t care who’s doing better than me, I’m doing better than I was before.” — Michael b. Jordan
___
“That would be 3650 more pushups this year than the previous one.” — KalzKm, Reddit. Context: I once made the following question, “will I accomplish anything doing 10 pushups a day?”
___
“The right person in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.” — Half-Life 2
___
“She might let me fuck, call that Schrodinger’s pussy” — MarkerTassel, Reddit
___
“The opp was Jewish the Holocaust him his life.” — KDots_intern, Reddit
___
“I imagine death so much it feels more like a memory.” — Lin-Manuel Miranda, The World Was Wide Enough
___
“Don’t ruin a Tuesday wishing it was Friday.” — Unknown
___
“If there is a God, he will have to beg for my forgiveness.” — Quote etched on the wall of a concentration camp by a Jewish prisoner
___
“But who prays for Satan? Who in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it the most?” — Mark Twain
___
“The teacher has failed more times than the student has even tried.” — based on a quote by Stephen McCranie
___
“Do you listen or just wait to speak?” — Mia Wallace, Pulp Fiction
___
“I’ve had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened.” — Mark Twain
___
“Courage doesn’t always roar. Sometimes, it is a quiet voice at the end of the day telling you to try again tomorrow.” — Mary Anne Radmacher
___
“Use whatever talents you possess – the woods would be very silent if no birds sang except those who sang the best.” — Henry van Dyke
___
“You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.” — Wayne Gretzky
___
“The most important step a person can take is the next one.” — Brandon Sanderson, Oathbringer Quotes
___
“When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all.” — God, Futurama
___
“One day or day one. You decide.” — Unknown
___
“If it can be fixed, why complain? If it can’t be fixed, why complain?” — Unknown
___
“It’s funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back, everything is different.” — C. S. Lewis
___
“One moment of patience, in a moment of anger, can save a thousand moments of regret.” — Ali Ibn Abu Talib
___
“None of these words are in the Bible.” — clcdrums, Twitter
___
“Power is when we have every justification to kill, and we don’t.” — Oskar Schindler, Schindler’s List
___
“Be the person you needed while you were growing up.” — Ayesha Siddiqi
___
“I wish there was a way to know you’re in the good old days before you’ve actually left them.” — Andy Bernard, The Office
___
“Not even Batman could get this info outta me” — sneerid, Twitter
___
“You might hate every second of it but then it will be over and you can brag about it forever.” — acciosoylatte’s friend, Reddit
___
“The only way out is through.” — Robert Frost, Servant of Servants
___
“The bar was so low it was practically a tripping hazard in Hell, yet here you are, limbo dancing with the devil.” — Omnybus, Tumblr
___
“Don’t be sorry, be better.” — Kratos, God of War (2018)
___
“My pride is hiding its lies behind all my dreams.” — Tip Toes, half alive
___
“And when nobody is waking you up, calling you, or waiting for you at home? How’d you call it, freedom, or loneliness?” — Charles Bukowski
___
“You got the skills of an idiot who got too much praise, and your whole damn career just turns into a phase.” — Average, Sushi Soucy
___