yo. pls. I think I’m actually going to get a heart attack.
Can we like, just turn everything in this world into a loli? Every human gets plastic surgery to become a loli, all our things will be loli themed, all food just looks like lolis, etc,.

We need to make a religion out of this. We can like… have subdivisions too like the other big names. The main one would be “Loligion”, we could have a separate religion for purists that are into the purest form of lolis then maybe a branch for people who are into oppai lolis then maybe a separate branch for people into Tsundere lolis, etc,. Loligion is very versatile. If we get big enough we can also legally evade taxes, more money for simping towards lolis. It’s a win/win situation for us and the lolis.

Like, I would say we shouldn’t worship a loli god as all lolis are equal in my eyes…

BUT-

not everyone thinks like that, I already see a lot of people who are against oppai lolis. So I believe we should have a separate image for each branch. Maybe it can be like greek mythology where we have various lolis. Lolis who are responsible for the creation of various things, who control various parts of the world. We could have like… the 3 Heavenly Lolis. The Earth Loli who created land, The Water Loli who created the seas, and The Air Loli who created the heavens. The three of them live in harmony and keep the balance of the world while on the other side of the spectrum we have like… a demon queen loli and her 7 subordinates. Though they aren’t necessarily “evil” they bring about chaos and uncertainty to the world.

While the 3 Heavenly Lolis try to keep the world balanced and try to make everyone happy, the 8 demon lolis think thats boring and want to make things interesting by causing all the bad things to happen. Like, we could say Covid was just caused because one of the 7 demon subordinate lolis pissed on the bat and it got infected.