Hello there, friends. My name is Sir Cock Suckington. In 1782 I invented the act which was named after me, the sucking of the cock. Before then the willy was never called a cock, and one had never been sucked before. Prior to 1782 women would only give the willy a few measly kisses and call it a day. It was only by accident that I came upon such an act, I was at the local pub enjoying a delicious British meal when I accidentally flung a sausage across the bar. I went down on my hands and knees to scavenge for it, finding it resting between a gentleman’s legs. Upon trying to eat the sausage did I realize it was actually his tallywhacker, and before I could feel shame for what my gluttonous diet had made me do, I was sucking the mans cock. So please go out and get your cock sucked to celebrate and honor me and my discovery on September 8th, the anniversary of the first blowjob.