How about I give you a pro tip?

What imma does is imma flop my BBC out on the table when your mom fucking invites me over for dinner. You’re gonna see a big piece of beef on the motherfucking table. Imma tell you to go in the kitchen and get me all the motherfucking seasonings you got. I need you to get the garlic salt; I need you to get the motherfucking seasoning salt while my BBC sits there on the table and you just see it pulsate like moving liver that’s been taken out of a motherfucking cow, and you’re just gonna stare and I’m like “keep seasoning!” Stare at you-“keep seasoning motherfucker”; you gon keep seasoning my meat over and over again- keep seasoning it nigga. And imma pull put my motherfucking-god damn flop my BBC off the table, its gonna go *mouth noises* like a slime noise because it’s just covered in saute. And I’m gonna take that BBC, walk straight to your mom’s mouth and stare at you. Poke it in her motherfucking mouth she’ll be like *OoOoH* I’m gonna be like “now suck it in front of your son.” She’s gonna go like *sucking noises in the air* “I’m sorry..I just can’t help it, it’s so flavorful!” That’s gonna be the pro tip I give her when I give her this flavored BBC of seasoning salts.