All Brits look like rotten toothed fucking faggots. British “people” (and I use the term in the loosest possible way, as there is nothing even remotely human about these bumfucking, backwards savages) are literally the worst, shittiest, lowest form of life ever shat out upon this great, green Earth. I completely and utterly loathe, nay, detest every single aspect of “Great” Britain and its subhuman inhabitants. I hate their asinine excuse for an “accent” (“Oy wot pip pip cheerio govnuh and a birra oll vat roit roit Bob’s yer uncle”). For a country that has the audacity to call itself “England” their grasp of the English language is at best, tenuous. And their insipid excuse for a “culture” – “Oy moit lets put on the telly and go shag a fag at the pub before we get beheaded by Muslims for not paying our TV licenses”. If every single British man, woman and child was slowly and painfully strangled to death, not a single tear would be shed for them. The British and their fucking island are nothing less than a blight, a blemish, a gargantuan black mark on the record of humanity. Look at their hilarious excuse for an “empire”. It takes a fuckload of nerve to bitch and moan about countries like Russia and Germany expanding their territory when the Shitish Empire enslaved a quarter of the fucking planet. The British are truly a mistake – I am not a religious man, but I have to believe in some sort of God – I mean, something as truly awful as Britain and its “people” cannot merely come about by accident. No, there is a God, and he is a cruel, vindictive son of a bitch, if the existence of British “people” are anything to go by. I can only sit and hope with all of my heart that something truly and utterly terrible befalls the British nation and its inhabitants.