No shit Sherlock, Shakespeare died in the 1600s and Oxygen wasn’t discovered until the 1700s.

My Dodgeball teacher at University told me that people in those times didn’t need oxygen.

Therefore when Hamlet dumps Hermione she doesn’t “drown” herself in The Winter’s Tale. She just lives underwater in the brook and goes on to become the Loch Ness Monster.

That Loch Ness Monster’s name? Albert Einstein

A.k.a Albert “Fish” Einstein. The serial killer Albert Fish chose his victims for being either mentally handicapped (don’t laugh at this next part) or African-American.

Albert Fish was also trained in gorilla warfare and he was the top sniper in the Spanish Inquisition.

As a member of the Inquisition he had to give 30 days notice before going to commit murder.

To get around this, some of Albert Fish’s intended victims would drink sleeping potions and be taken into the Capulet tomb to trick Fish.

This playing possum with purple potions is actually what inspired the playwright Sir Francis Bacon (the 16th Earl of Marlowe) to write the play Romeo & Juliet where Romeo gives his famous dialogue, “Knowledge is Power, France is Bacon, a country by any other pork products would still not smell as Kosher as Shylock!”

That is still true today. Knowledge is Power. Knowing is Half the Battle. Stay woke.