Official Poop Dealing:

$4.99 – 1 gram of regular poop (follow me for two free 1 gram poops)
$6.99 – 1 gram of poopy flakes
$9.99 – 1 gram of bloody poop
$12.49 – half gram of diarrhea
$19.99 – 1 gram of diarrhea
$9.99 – 1 gram of high quality poop
$16.99 – handful of reindeer poop
$0.99 – cup of bird poop
$24.99 – 1 gram of dinosaur poop
$29.99 – nibba poop (limited time)
$99.99 – celebrity poop
$114.99 – pornstar poop
$199.99 – presidential poop
POOP MEMBERSHIPS(all poop is delivered once a week for one month):
$50.00: Bronze Membership- 1 gram of regular, flakes, and bloody poop. $75.00: Silver Membership- 1 gram of everything in Bronze Membership plus diarrhea. $100.00: Gold Membership: Everything in the Silver Membership plus quality poop. $200.00: Platinum Membership: Unlimited access to regular, flakes, and bloody poop plus celebrity poop. $500.00: Diamond Membership: Platinum Membership plus unlimited access to diarrhea, dino poop and high quality poop. $1,000.00: Ultimate Membership: Unlimited access to everything except pornstar poop and Presidential poop. $100,000.00: N I B BE R Membership: Unlimited access to everything plus access to the POOP club, yacht, country club, and the President comes and takes creamy shits onto your plate fresh and ready to eat! ~ Stocks are getting low and prices are rising, get your poop before others! ~