I really wanted to express how incredibly KFC produces their fried chicken. I mean, I crave it every day, but I don’t know what horrendous monster eats KFC with bones in it. I cant even acknowledge these people because all they do is eat absolute bone-in detritus!
Why bother taking a depressing walk in your dull life just to get KFC with BONES?
If you want to eat chicken bones, it’s completely impractical and is just another way to die of asphyxiation.
Instead, go eat some pizza with bones! And you would probably be thinking to yourself “Why on Earth would you want pizza with bones? It shouldn’t have bones.”… Just as how KFC shouldn’t have bones, you don’t chew on a regular boiled potato or fries and say: “This is wonderful, but I sure do wish this had a bone inside it!”
Of course you fucking don’t!
If you eat bones in everything then I don’t think you would believe in yourself with your sad bone-in life, because you’re purposefully trying to suffocate on either a fish bone or a chicken bone, or literally anything with a bone inside it!
I mean if you want to suffocate that hard, it might be some unstable-emo trend that I am unaware of, but honestly if you’re that unstable, then by all means, go for it!

But really I don’t see the fucking purpose of having bones in food. It just holds you back from eating the food and gives you a higher chance of death by chicken bone like lmao tf is next? popcorn with the mf bones it it?