our beautiful news and entertainment faucet flows with prozac-laced tranquilizer frequencies for optimal eye and ear control. don’t fight it. love it. be it. just shut up and keep working. read the newspaper every day. ok, now sure, there are bad people who congregate in order to perpetuate bad things. if you want to think thoughts contrary to the prevailing media tide, don’t. you could be inviting trouble. careful what you think. while you sleep, they will genetically graft self-surveillance behavior genes onto your genome. a spontaneously forming riptide of government thought monitors will plant carnivore viruses into your mind, commandeering you to spy on yourself, surreptitiously sending your emails and e-surfing behavior back to headquarters.ok, next: oil. cars are entrenched in the modern world economy and city structure. an outer exoskeleton coursing through city arteries propelled by a dead liquid-fossil-bio-mass extracted form the earth’s epidermal surface. the fatty tissue of the earth. dead skin, really. oil lubricates the world and without it the world would experience a massive, rusty, coitus interruptus. at all costs, man, keep those juices flowing. this is our LIFE-BLOOD and major problem of today. the solution is above our heads, deep in outer space. no, not GOD. god has caused enough trouble for us here. god said this and that and god-dangit may god have mercy on your soul. hell, the answer in the middle of our solar system. the aztecs understood this. we all need to become neo-aztecs. solar power, though necessary for our post-oil future, will not work without the daily offering of a human hart, sacrificed to the SUN. the extraction of the hearts of our enemies and those from within our own population are necessary to keep the sun in the sky every day. without a daily sacrifice to the sun, starting now, the sun will conceivably go out. we need to build a temple in the middle of every major city. surgeons (who are abandoning the medical profession in droves anyway) will need to be recruited. a sharp obsidian knife will do the job. a live operation at the temple mount for extracting the steaming, still-beating heart will make the sun happy. we will be happy too. this spectacle will be televised live for those unfortunates who are unable to attend. a prime-time daily special. a kit will be distributed to those who wish to follow suit at home. our leaders will be lined up to donate their blood pumping organ for the goodof the people and the preservation of the sun. corporate CEOs and CFOs will be forcefully volunteered to undergo Solar Heart Liberation. sun spots and black holes will be named in their memory. then mars will ready for us. the moon will welcome its colonization with a wan smile. an enormous fleet of satellites in space will beam electro-plasma particles, focused and collected from the benevolent sun onto the surface of the earth to be distributed to poor nations and artists. the human body will be a playground for self-conscious nanomachines, fighting, eating, mating, reproducing. we will be happy & prosper and all of our problems will disappear. cable tv will be free. we will watch re-runs until the day we die. cars will become housing for the homeless. religion will cease to exist. everyone will get the infinite unfiltered, directly from the source. bicycles will be treated as sacred objects. oil tankers will be scrapped in order to created massive monumental sculptures devoted to the heart of the sun.