this is true and men do the same thing, we all wanna fuck hot fit people, but not me. I like my guys and gals PHAT, i’m talking cellulite, big tummy and a fat ass, i want the type of girls that i need two hands to push the pelvis fat away to find the clit, i like em FAT, scared of getting on elevators fat, “of course large fries” fat, i want my bitch so fat that when street food vendors see her walkin down the street and think “shit my boy’s going to college”, i want my girl so fat that i see the outline of the pearly gates whenever she sits on my face, i want a bitch so voluptuous, tummylicious, bodacious, plump, stout, rotund and cataclysmically fat that she tests the car’s suspension when she sits down, i want the type of bitch that makes the toilet seat slide forever after sitting down, i want to fear for my life whenever she gets on top. I want the typa woman that makes you go on a diet when u see her do jumping jacks, the type of big bad fi fo fum bitch that makes you wonder “damn do i have enough dick for that”, i want them PHAT PHAT bitches, them sword swallowers, the wing demolishers, i fucking LOVE fat bitches, call me.