Holy shit. Harambe came into my room to bring me a plate of children and I literally screamed at him and hit the plate of children out of his hand. He started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on him. I’m so distressed right now I don’t know what to do. I didn’t mean to do that to my gorilla but I’m literally in shock from the results today. I feel like I’m going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is he taking children? This can’t be happening. I’m having a fucking breakdown. I don’t want to believe that He came back just for me. I want a gorilla to believe in. I want Harambe to fix the world. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn’t supposed to be like this. This is so fucked.