SPOILER ALERT: For those who never seen “The Princess Bride” starring Andre the Giant. The movie is about Andre the Giant and his love for Princess Buttercup. This douche with a mask comes in and steals her AFTER Andre kidnaps her…well, actually rescues her…from Billy Crystal’s rape dungeon in the middle of the enchanted forest. The masked man then makes Buttercup fall in love with him via Stockholm syndrome, and for the rest of the movie we watch Andre slowly drink himself into oblivion in Vegas (the movie takes place outside of Vegas). It’s only at the end (and here is the spoiler) where Andre professes his love for Buttercup at the shotgun wedding between her and the masked man. This little bald dude says “You killed my father” this Spanish guy keeps repeating “Inconceivable” and the masked man reveals himself to be Rocky Dennis from the movie “The Mask”. 10/10 stars. Roger Ebert gave the movie two thumbs up. Sorry to spoil it for you, but really, I have to say it’s a movie that after being seen needs to be spoken about.