oh you think you’re so fucking funny, don’t you? shut the fuck up you literal troglodyte. the only reason you think toriel is hot is because every time you see a bare breast your caveman monkey brain goes into gorilla mode and the screeching apes in your undersized frontal lobe start flinging shit all over the inside of your skull, all while your underdeveloped yet somehow oversized hypothalamus swings into overdrive, sending a wave of hormones coursing through your system and reducing you to an instinct-driven, mindless baboon and forcing you to drop everything and masturbate until you shoot out a pathetic spurt of infertile semen for the nth time that day, lest you lack the basic brain function to carry out your already limited list of menial tasks for the day. if your brain wasn’t so primitive, you’d have enough spare neurons to develop some actual taste and realise that asriel is clearly the superior option with his toned thighs, tight ass, muscular yet light build, heavy balls swollen with godly virile seed, and his glorious thick meaty cock, but you could never even aspire to understand that because you lack the mental capacity of modern humans to act on anything but hormonal impulses on par with a lizard’s. i honestly pity you.