Glass half empty, glass half full. But it’s still half empty, and nothing changed that fact unless you poured more of your drink.

A pessimist will always look at it as if it was half empty.

An optimist will always look at it as if it were half full.

A realist will always look at it for what it is – both half full and empty. You drank half of it, now it’s empty, but it’s still half full. Damn. You should have savored your drink more before it was half empty. Now you’ve run out of your drink.

Now you have to shop for it again. The store has run out. Now you’ve got to find another store. Turns out that drink was exclusive to the other store’s chain so you end up having to compromise with another drink. So you end up going home, popping open a couple of beers, singing karaoke alone while jerking off before vomiting and passing out.

PS: I had no idea what copypasta was before I typed this up and someone told me to post it here. Enjoy, I guess.