wat teh fak did yu jsut fakking sai abut m, yu litel betch? i’l hev yu konw i grdauaed top of mi clsz in teh nvai salz, and i’v ben ivnolevd in nmueruoz scerte ridz on alq-uada, and i hev oevr 300 cofnired kliz. i iz trined in groial wrafra and i’m teh top sinpre in teh entrire uz armd frcz. yu ar nthng tu m but jsut anther tragte. i wil wip yu teh fak out wtih prceison teh lkiz of wich hez nver ben sen bfor on diz erth, mrak mi fakking wrdz. yu thnk yu cna get aawi wtih syaign dat siht tu m oevr teh itnerent? thnk agn, fcukre. az w spak i iz cntcting mi scerte ntwrk of sipz arcozs teh usa and ur ip iz bing tarcde rite now so yu bter perpra fer teh strm, mgagto. teh strm dat wpiz out teh ptaheitc litel thng yu cal ur lif. yu’r fakking daed, kid. i cna b anwher, ayntmi, and i cna kil yu in oevr 7 hndred wyaz, and tahtz’ jsut wtih mi bar hndz. not onlie iz i extnsvl trined in unrmed cmobta, but i hev accezs tu teh entrire arsenal of teh uintde sttz mrin crpz and i wil us it tu itz ful etxetn tu wip ur msierbal asz off teh fac of teh cotninnt, yu litel siht. if onlie yu culd hev knwn wat uhnoil rtrbutn ur litel “lcevre” cmoetn waz abut tu brng dwon uopn yu, myab yu wuld hev hled ur fakking tngu. but yu cuold’nt, yu ddint’, and now yu’r pyaign teh pirc, yu gddmn idiut. i wil siht frui al oevr yu and yu wil drwn in it. yu’r fakking daed, kddo.

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Taken from [this](http://www.reddit.com/r/InternetIsBeautiful/comments/32g3sr/a_dolan_translator_for_those_of_you_too_clever_to/cqb89vs) comment which uses the [Dolan translator](http://dolantranslator.com/) linked in [this](http://www.reddit.com/r/InternetIsBeautiful/comments/32g3sr/a_dolan_translator_for_those_of_you_too_clever_to/) post.