I WENT to college and I opened my bag and [Stack Overflow] condoms FELL š²š²š²š² on the FLOOR.
The infinite swamp of CONDOMS ššššš killed ššššš everyone in the entire building.
The mass š²š²š²š² of the infinite CONDOMS š²š²š²š² caused a ššššš ļ¼§ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½ ļ¼³ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½ šššš which turned the ENTIRE college into a BLACK š²š²š²š²š²š² HOLE.
The SCREAMING COULD BE HEARD FOR AN ETERNITY AS TIME BECAME RELATIVISTIC.
Iām dropping out, Iām changing universes. Fml.