I WENT to college and I opened my bag and [Stack Overflow] condoms FELL šŸ˜²šŸ˜²šŸ˜²šŸ˜² on the FLOOR.


The infinite swamp of CONDOMS šŸŽ‰šŸŽ‰šŸŽ‰šŸŽ‰šŸŽ‰ killed šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€ everyone in the entire building.


The mass šŸ˜²šŸ˜²šŸ˜²šŸ˜² of the infinite CONDOMS šŸ˜²šŸ˜²šŸ˜²šŸ˜² caused a šŸ‘ŽšŸ‘ŽšŸ‘ŽšŸ‘ŽšŸ‘Ž ļ¼§ļ½’ļ½ļ½–ļ½‰ļ½”ļ½ļ½”ļ½‰ļ½ļ½Žļ½ļ½Œ ļ¼³ļ½‰ļ½Žļ½‡ļ½•ļ½Œļ½ļ½’ļ½‰ļ½”ļ½™ šŸ‘ŽšŸ‘ŽšŸ‘ŽšŸ‘Ž which turned the ENTIRE college into a BLACK šŸ˜²šŸ˜²šŸ˜²šŸ˜²šŸ˜²šŸ˜² HOLE.


The SCREAMING COULD BE HEARD FOR AN ETERNITY AS TIME BECAME RELATIVISTIC.


Iā€™m dropping out, Iā€™m changing universes. Fml.