“r-r-reddit good instagram bad.” I muttered .

“what did you say?” a man asked.

I swallowed.

“reddit good instagram bad.”

” reddit good instagram bad “

“reddit good instagram bad”

” REDDIT GOOD INSTAGRAM BAD” Everybody chanted.

then, keanu reeves and pewdiepie walked up to me. “you’re breathtaking” keanu said.
“that’s very nice.” pewdiepie said.

obama landed beside me in a helicopter.

“uhhh, hello mr nerd, I’d like to give you this medal.”

” wha-“

I turned to the tv, epic games founder of a game that (kids enjoy,) is the worst was getting jailed for 69420 years (haha it’s the secks and wede numbre)