I think bacteria that kill people are pussies

Yes, you read that right. We all consider bacteria to be living things but I think ones that make you incredibly sick or die (like a common cold, or ebola) are technically pussies.

Why? Because it takes a large number of bad bacteria to ove.r-power your immune system and kill you. They can’t attack your body 1 on 1 because they’re fucking pussies who need another few million buddies by their side to help them. One single bacteria doesn’t stand a chance, they always need backup. And we consider people who jump in groups to be pussies, so I apply the same to viruses/bacteria that cause harm.

That’s how I look at things. If you’re ever sick in the future, just remember, whatever is attacking you is a coward. Think about it.