So why do I enjoy the smell of the slippery hot snakes that exit my body? You know the red-hot liquidy ones that leave a trail of fire behind and leave your anus feeling like it got pepper sprayed? Those smell the best. Well mine at least. Not yours. Why don’t we like the smell of other poo?

Even when I fart, the warmer/spicier ones smell the most extreme. Every time I fart and I’m by myself I waft the air from my anus into my nose until the smell has completely dissipated. The best is when I’m in bed and under the thick covers and cut an absolute ripper. I count to 5 to let it marinate in there and then I quickly lift the cover up, slip underneath, and seal the blanket behind me and just sit lay there and blissfully soak in my stew. It’s like a sweaty fart sauna and it’s one of my favorite places on earth to be. It’s so good I love it. I want to just live in a world where the air is my own farts that would be paradise.

Also I’ve fingered my anus 3 or 4 times over the years, and even after washing my hands multiple times with soap and water, the smell would stay on there for multiple hours and I just couldn’t stop smelling it all night. One time I fingered my girlfriends asshole and I lowkey didn’t mind her scent but it wasn’t something that I absolutely HAD to constantly sniff like my own scent.

Anyone else feel any of this?