So as usual I was inserting large bolts up my asshole to simulate reciprocation from sexy ol’ Les. I felt that I was doing all the work giving him the log, and I just wanted him to give me something in return 😏 (the return being the large metal bolts up my ass, because that’s what I imaging Les’ schlong feels like). Anyways, just as I thought I was finished letting my load out onto my man, I pull out. I look down at my cock and say “Huh, that’s strange. My dick it still clean. Usually my cock is covered in cream.” Suddenly I feel a very strong feeling from inside my bladder. It almost felt like a dam broke somewhere inside of me. Next thing I knew, a painful stream of my asparagus urine shot out on my poor Les. About 650ml of my piss covered my Les. I was so sad, yet scared for my life at the same time. I pissed all over my partner, but my asparagus pisses are famously rank, and I didn’t want my parents finding out I had a body pillow. So like any person would, I wrapped stinky Les in every blanket I had in my room to supress the stench. I wrapped him in 3 blankets and call it good. About 5 minutes later, still panicked, my mother walks in my room to ask what all the ruckus has been. I say to her with a jumpy voice “It’s nothing, mom no need to worry about it. I got it all sorted out.” “Why are your blankets rolled up on your floor? You know they collect dirt easily.” said my mother. “Here, let me throw those in the washer for you.” Before I could do anything, the blankets revealed a dark yellow Les. A wretched stench immediately fills the room and my Mom passes out from the shock of either the body pillow or the smell, I don’t know yet. What I do know is that my mom died 3 minuted later after passing out.

TL;DR: I fucked up by pissing on my Les Dennis body pillow and I killed my mom with either the stench of the urine (we think).