Your hoarse puns on this blog aren’t going to get you laid. You know what will, though? A 9.83″ horse-sized dangamalooba like mine. You’ve never seen anything so beautiful and so capable of pleasing the ladies (my PM’s are open for business, btw 😉; ladies only, I’ll hunt down and kill any men that try to hit on me). They often cum just at the sight of this 9.83th wonder of the world. It’s a shame you’ll never know what it’s like to have this gorgeous specimen, but hey… Life’s not fair to everyone.