Ah, of course, an expert! Definitely not mentally retarded pretending to be the smartest. No sir, no one doubts the capabilities of your wits, and I am to testify, you are truly brilliant. Sophisticated, elegant, articulate and always reliable, you are the epitome, the end of a ruler, the absolute peak of the human intelligence.

You can see 100 turns of an event ahead in only a millisecond, your words are the divine interventions, the temple of clarity and wisdom, just one thing…..

you claimed to be a redditor.

A redditor, the devil among the devil’s, a flat knife, the crest of human abilities, an embicile among the morons, the lowest molehill, an absolute degeneracy, the most deformed psyche, a pure evil.

What you just said is the two points in the valley of contradiction, a cognitive dissonance. You are disgusting, an imposter, a shame, you hid among the greatest of minds, but the truth is you are no more than a redditor, even lower.

#YOU ARE A FUCKING SKIDMARK IN THE GLORY OF MANKIND