“What is A Woman” is a strange mixture of bad-faith arguments, shots of the genetailia of underage children, and baseless accusations of “grooming” (see second point) — brought to you – unsurprisingly – by oil billionaires, and watched by basement-dewllers with so little human contact that “what is a woman” is a genuine question they have.

Capitalism is under attack by the left. No longer willing to suppress their free expression, the workers are starting to rebell. Its up to our young heroine Matt “©✓|™•{%[820_$+” Walsh (joined by vore-fic writer Beenie Shapeenie and their giant boar Schwahzee) to stop the uprising by brainwashing half the country with gender roles, heteronormativity, and cisgenderism. The premise itself is very weak. There could’ve been a climactic scene where 😗3+_++_;_!9/#?🧡)_(&🧘+(_84!-🤲(_8$🐼 uses her virginity to defeat Hyper-Mecha-Robo-Stalin who killed 15 undecillion Americans.

The quest for the definition of a woman takes our band to:

• A biologist with a degree from Prager University
• A random African tribe who’s village was threatened with fracking unless given answers (fortunately for +#_(5)3:?”7 and co, black people are a monolith)
• A trans boy’s chest
• Hitler’s school of love and friendship
• J.K. “Leviosuuh” Rowling

Finally, $;’8$!(!_!{×€✓¥÷•🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿=€✓[!!73;*+$;*8{[=|✓¥=¢÷5)# and Beenie discover that women are merely machines whose sole purpose is to produce the next generation of slaves for the Kochs.

The film fails to cover lots of things in its worldbuilding:

• The trees change sex over the course of seanson
• Homosexual behavior among other animals
• Beenie getting it on with Schwazee in front of the African village
• New Mexico Whiptails
• God’s comment
• The fucking dictionary

The only funny part was how *2$!48$(4;($!©✓|™•{%[820_$!©✓|™•{%[820_$+ became drier than the Sahara whenever Beenie tried to hit on her.

Overall, “What is a Woman” is a rather incoherent film from the minds of the Wilks Bros. that has the logic of your typical Son-Amy fanfiction.