Seriously. The amount of projection the “anti-SJW” crowd gets away with is absolutely unreal. I challenge any “anti-SJW” to name 5 “tumblerinas” they personally know in real life enough to confirm that they’re 100%, all the time, some kind of caricature of 3rd Wave radfem vegan pansexual sexually identifying as an oven mitt who exists in a state of perpetually harping on others for “microaggressions” *24 hours a day 7 days a week*. Barring maybe the odd college student who happens to attend a college that has a resource center for alphabet soup activists, and even then, many of those people are outliers and overly zealous and precocious young people who will largely tone down their overbearing behavior as their beliefs mature. People are more than just a 2 dimensional cut out of their political ideologies and civil rights concerns. A person is more than their youtube videos and reddit posts about their personal political and social affiliations.

The truth is, these “anti-SJW” types hyper-inflate this chimeric boogeyman so they have something to constantly complain about and make themselves feel superior to people who aren’t “woke” to their particular brand of “social justice,” where THEY are the true victims of prejudice and oppression by the “fascist liberal agenda” that, ultimately, wants to throw all cis white males into concentration camps and gas them or some shit. It’s un-fucking-believable. If you were to take them at their word, mo-hawked Xirs are somehow more of a threat to society *than the fucking KKK*, who, you know *are the fucking KKK*. The entire spiel is *identical* to the tactic the GOP uses to divide and conquer the US public. Prop up a boogeyman because its easy as fuck to hate things instead of trying to understand them.

Call me a lunatic, but their actual manufactured outrage about a practically non-existent manufactured outrage is tiresome, hypocritical, and belies a deep seated, barely camouflaged clutch of bigoted “isms” that they ironically parrot any time politics are brought up with all the self awareness of Rhesus monkey flinging their verbal diarrhea at mirror in a Gallup self-reognition test.

(yes, Im aware of the Inception level irony of being outraged about people being outraged at people who are outraged about blah blah blah… at a certain point, someone needs to call people out on their bullshit though, and Edgelords get wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy too fucking much credit around here on the daily. See also; Bill Burr videos regularly making the front page on this very subreddit… his latest video entitled “Enough with the Trump Nazi Hysteria” should be enough of an indicator that this guy is king of the neckbeards, and not some kind of enlightened neo-Niestzch. Y’all are just justifying oppression with pseudo-intellectualism and it needs to fucking stop.)

**EDIT**

Obligatory thank you for the gold.

Those of you who are flocking to the comments section to list the members of the armed Xir-Militia you caught designing your future Cis White Male Death Camps on the University auto-cad have missed the point so entirely that you’ve perfectly demonstrated exactly why you’re incapable moving beyond your hatred.

Despite some fairly harsh words and general stereotyping of “anti-SJW types” I may have made in some of my posts (calm down, they’re just JOKES, guys…) *I DO NOT HATE YOU, OR PEOPLE LIKE YOU.* Some of the “SJW’s” you hate might hate you, but most probably don’t and many simply want what I want. Change. We want you to change, but we’ll forgo that in the hope that future generations will be more compassionate and understanding. Understanding is key, and that’s kind of why this whole stupid debacle is so frustrating. You people clearly possess critical thinking faculties. The problem lies in a complex confluence of nature and nurture and the way humans are wired and educated. Part of it is because denial is a powerful thing, and part of it is because people want to feel part of a group… there’s solidarity and comeraderie in having a “common enemy” in SJW’s, even if those people are internet users you’ve never met. Part of it is the natural frustration that comes with being accused of things that you think aren’t that bad, or may have never even actually done.

Yes, there is infighting amongst the oppressed and disadvantaged, no, that does not justify anything other than the continued examination of, and work towards eliminating that infighting. Yes, there are an infinitessimally small number of legitimately nutbag SJW’s who maybe think that violence and more bigotry is the answer. They are wrong, and those of us interested in real progress in civil rights dislike and disown them.

For real, though, **NO ONE WHO WISHES FOR REAL PROGRESS WANTS *ANYONE* TO BE LEFT OUT OF THE PICTURE**. THAT is the difference between people like myself and the “anti-SJWs” I seem to be hypocritically railing against. You merely perceive it to be that way because it feels we’re attacking you personally, but that’s not it at all. There is a complex network of tradition, poor education, malicious intent, greed, stupidity, hatred, etc. that underpins several systems that prevent people from having fair and equal access to certain rights and privileges, and also sometimes harms and kills those people as well. Any person who truly wants equality in this country wants it for ALL people. Y’all just have a massive head start, and what feels like people trying to take things away from you is actually people trying to catch up, so quit being selfish and try to stop seeing the square for the cube.

**EXTRA SPECIAL EDIT**

Shout out to all my Triggas. Some of u are preeeeetty mad. Stay woke my Brosef Stallin’s. Us SJW’s ain’t nothin’ but a thang. They’re just words people… Freeze Peach, ‘member? If U don’t liek it, North Korea is THATTAWAY, commie! Have you filed the proper [Butthurt Complaint Paperwork](http://www.pophangover.com/4641/the-official-internet-butthurt-complaint-form/) yet?