This loop’s too tight
This loop’s too loose
This butthole is too tight
Which makes it hard to fuck
ohOhoHOHOH

This belt fits just right
This belt’s shite

Introducing the belt
The belt that belts
Every time all the time

Cum-fart click belt doesn’t use belts
Cum-fart click is constructed with my jizz-sus
And clean, durable stitching,

eh schnitzelburg,
eh schnitzelburg,
eh schnitzelburg,
eh schnitzelburg,
eh schnitzelburg,
eh schnitzelburg,
eh schnitzelburg,
eh schnitzelburg

We’re so sure you’ll love your cum-fart
Your fucker
Your fucker
YOUR FUCKER

Cum-fart cunt doesn’t use holes
It uses no holes
It useless useless
useless,useless
useless,useless
useless,useless

Cum-fart click is constructed
With genuine asian labour…
\[dramatic pause\]
…What the fuck?

Introducing the stupid belt
\*CLICK\*CLICK\*
\*CLICK\*CLICK\*
\*CLICK\*CLICK\*
\*CLICK\*CLICK\*
\*CLICK\*CLICK\*
\*CLICK\*CLICK\*
\*CLICK\*CLICK\*
\*CLICK\*CLICK\*
\*CLICK\*CLICK\*

It uses my buttcrack’s classic design
Nein, nein

Just click…Joj,joj,
Just click on comfort clickbait
For the most fun
Guarantee…eeeeeeeeeed

52 inch-jizzzzzzzz
Your embarrassing 2-inch micro-dick sucks

Cum-fart click use the XXX system
So you can get naked with ease…
We’re so sure you’ll cum all over
(Ohhhhh)
And you’ll finish, all the time
(Lovely)

You can, you can
You can fist everyone’s butthole after a meal
Oral
Sus, sus,
So there’s the pervert
\[Cue Papa l’americano\]

We’re ow
So sure you’ll return the cum-fart click belt,
Guaranteed.

You’ll be 100% unsatisfied
Cum-fart
Cum-fart
Cum-fartable
Cum-fart
Cum
Cum-fart
Cum-fart
Cum-fart
Cum-fartable
Cum-fart
Cum-fart
Cum-fart
CummmmmFart

With the strong, sus-tisticated
Gush-brun metal finish
Keeping you uncomfortable
All day long!

And for toilet time,
You’ll just slide off your belt
And you can get to shitting
SUPER STRONG
Brown Poops
\*SHIT SOUND\*
All Day Long!

32-position-a-jism-position

Fits
Fits
Fit
Fit
Fit
Fits
Ill-fitting
Fit
Fit

If you hate yourself
You can get the racket-ass
Cum-fart click belt for just 88 dollars!
You can just piss your money bye-bye
And no fucking refunds
Guaranteed!

This loop’s too tight
This loop’s too loose
This Cum-fart click, Cum-fart click
Fits just right
You’ll refund your cum-fart click
Guarantee!!

If you’re fully sadist,
You can slice my nuts off
…
OHHHHHHH

Jij, joj,
We’re so sure you’ll be itching…
What the fuck???

Clap on!
Slide on
Clap off!
Slide off
You can just fucking die, dammit

We’re outta order