🚨🚨🚨Ma’am this is the thirst police. We have reason to believe that this post and its viewers are exceptionally thirsty. We ask that you cease all internet communications until our investigation is concluded to avoid being thirsted upon by internet strangers, as it can be remarkably dangerous and can lead to what’s known as “depression”. We hope that in the near future you can develop what’s commonly known as “hobbies” and “self-esteem” to prevent any absence of friends and resorting to social media for self-validation. Thank you for your time.

-Thirst Police