“I look like an american, i speak like a european, i behave like a canadian, i am in the wrong place. God made a mistake making this lady i’m supposed to call mom conceive me. I was meant to be born in Newyork to the top 1 percent family (or atleast a middleclass family in a DEVELOPED COUNTRY). I should be studying in MIT. I must be drinking fine wine with the victoria secret models. My existence is a lie, i’m dishonored to be part of this country that has no use for such a pundit like me. Reddit is my solace, i live in reddit where no Srilankans are allowed. I demand respect because I represent the superior part of the human species. One day there will be a european woman who’d see my “reddit etiquette” and ~~sponsor~~ I mean beg me to come to her (I will go, not to live with her, pfft a peasant? no, i will go and leave her for a celebrity when the time is right). Count the days..until i become a forieg….F\*CKKKK….OMG I WANT TO GO TO MURICA’ I hate my country. I deserve better. I should’ve been born in a western country but i was deported as a child by mistake (I SWEAR), the government made a mistake. Take me backkkk. I DON’T WANT TO DIE A SORRYLANKAN.”

smd.