Okay, here what your going to do. Get yourself a rotisserie chicken from your local grocery store. Have a nice chicken dinner, maybe invite a girl over, have a nice bottle of wine and watch a movie. But keep the bones, and the off cuts of meat. Then get yourself a nicely sized glass jar. Make sure it’s a Mason jar, so it’s airtight. Next, put the bones and meat in the jar, and add milk. Maybe an egg for good measure. Voila, your weapon. Now place this near an air intake in their home, preferably in a vent if you can. Dryer vent will work fine, and probably best. The deal is, this milk and chicken will rot in the jar. Shit gets rank as your crazy uncle Ed’s breath after drinking the end of a jar of pickles on garlic dish night. As it rots, gas builds up in the jar. Give it a month or so, and this gas gets built up to the point that it shatters the jar. Guess what? Your neighbors have got the the most disgusting fluid known to man dripping I to their home. The smell won’t go away for weeks. It will be so bad they will probably leave. This, gentlemen, is the chicken dairy bomb.