Assuming the figurine is a solid block of plastic of the dimensions of 15.24 cm by 6.35 cm by 2.54 cm, filling up the jar, which is now not 3.78 L, but rather 3.53960577407 L and the individual in question a) ejaculates the median amount of cum established by the WHO, which is 3.7 ml and b) does it every day once, the subject will be able to fill the container in 2.619163099814654 years. In conclusion, whoever does it will be deemed as what the Internet calls it, “based”.