Be a part of the new movement in education!

Is STEM too turn-of-the-century? Are you still trying to figure out how STEAM is different?

Embrace the future with our revolutionary educational paradigm: **S.E.A.M.S.T.R.E.SS.**

For an inexpernsive $1000/seat/day 10-day workshop, I will show you how to teach:

– **S**cience
– **E**ngineering
– **A**rt
– **M**ath
– **S**ports
– **T**echnology
– **R**eading
– **E**nglish
– **S**ocial **S**tudies

In my workshops, I promise to

– Spend a full 18 hours standing in front of a PowerPoint presentation, lecturing you about not standing in front of a PowerPoint.
– Pick one word at random like “challenge” and imbue it with so much meaning into it as to make it both all-encompassing and impossible for any mere mortal to implement.
– Facilitate a series of small and large group discussions where I’ll ignore everything you share out unless I can correct it

As a bonus, I will bill your district $500/hour in a month-long curriculum review, where I will

– Harp on the slightest deviation from my labrythine directives as the reason why your school is not being transformed by my system
– Deliver a series of facile recommendations with the same gravitas as someone training technicians to service nuclear weapons. “You need to build relationships with your students”

Join the future! Stop teaching 21st century skills, and start teaching 22nd century skills!