I don’t know what a cyber attack is, I don’t even know what cyber means. But I do know what a war of attrition means and we’re in one right now and no one wants to admit it. I know this isn’t what anyone wants to hear but I’m just gonna pull it off like a band-aid, I’m gonna rip the condom off this post-ejaculatory penis. America is in a drought; a creatine drought. We’re running out of creatine and this spells trouble for all American citizens. I like to creatine load myself about 4 months out of the year and then pray at the iron temple super duper hard putting up reps with weights you’ve never seen used before. You know what this means when I don’t have my creatine? My gains suffer. And when my gains suffer, this country suffers. But then sometimes I’ll gamble on a fart and lose and there’s a whole loaf of shit in my britches and all is right in the world. But back to your question, I love cyberspace.