Okkay so storytime

I was in the shower wiping off the feces in my hair, tounge and breasts but this time i decide to skip that since it’s just gonna happen again, but anyways as i’m sticking my dick in and fucking my shampoo bottle i get some in my cock hole and it just starts fucking burning. So i decide i’ll flush it out by wanking so i wank but the cum at the end didn’t all go out and flowed down tye veins in my penis and went into my balls and they all started burning and that is all
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