Fuck this stupid ass motherfucking country and stupid fucking Dutch “people”. Dutch people are not humans. They’re legitimately aliens. Weird ass crazy motherfuckers. Who the fuck eats fries with mayo? They have the same flavour profile. Oh right, fucking morons, that’s who. Dutch people are legitimately and officialy THE dumbest I’ve ever met. Their manner and stupid faces reminds me of fucking cows. It’s no suprise either, maybe I would have been retarded as well if my mother tongue sounded like a fucking mongol with a throat disease. Stupid fucking cows.
What’s that fucking black gummy thing you daft cunts seem to love to eat anyway? Let me break the news: it’s fucking disgusting. Tastes like alien fart. Tastes like the type of thing you shouldn’t put in your mouth. Weird fucks. Your entire culture is based around anxiety and paranoia so it’s no surprise that you find it difficult to connect to other people in a normal way. Whenever you’re talking to a Dutch moron it always seems like they’re “trying” to keep up a conversation and act normal. And making horrible jokes expecting other people to fake laugh like you always do you lifeless fucking creatures. And why do you stare so much you nosey, weird motherfuckers? Huh? Why do you stare at people you don’t know in the street? Because you’re fucking crazy, that’s why. You’re insane and you fucking know it too, I swear to god you do. And why do say you’re honest and blunt? Cause me and you both know you’re a sleazy bunch of two faced cunts. Always acting nice and approachable in front of people and then talking behind their backs and being sneaky fuckers. Fucking degenerate pieces of “human” (?) garbage. Awkward ass motherfuckers.
You ugly fucks. At least half of you cunts look inbred. I swear I’ve never seen as many unflattering and utterly repulsive looking people anywhere in the world. No wonder your national color is orange, ugly as fuck just like yourselves you fucking cows. You know when I visited England I thought their unappetizing, uninviting food was the worst in the world but congratulations, you’ve got them beat. You’ve managed to make food taste literally repulsive. Your stupid fucking country shouldn’t exist anyway, you pulled it out of the fucking water. Mother nature didn’t want you estranged animals on this earth and as it turns out it was for good reason too. Fuck this fucking country. You stupid fucks. You resent anything that resembles confidence, greatness and excellence and it makes you so uncomfortable that you gotta do everything you can to bring it down to your lowly level. You toxic rude fucks. No you’re not honest, you’re rude. You’re still rude but because being toxic is the norm here they don’t call it being rude. But it’s still being rude.
Fuck this stupid ass motherfucking country and stupid fucking Dutch “people”. Dutch people are not humans. They’re legitimately aliens. Weird ass crazy motherfuckers. Who the fuck eats fries with mayo? They have the same flavour profile. Oh right, fucking morons, that’s who. Dutch people are legitimately and officialy THE dumbest I’ve ever met. Their manner and stupid faces reminds me of fucking cows. It’s no suprise either, maybe I would have been retarded as well if my mother tongue sounded like a fucking mongol with a throat disease. Stupid fucking cows.
What’s that fucking black gummy thing you daft cunts seem to love to eat anyway? Let me break the news: it’s fucking disgusting. Tastes like alien fart. Tastes like the type of thing you shouldn’t put in your mouth. Weird fucks. Your entire culture is based around anxiety and paranoia so it’s no surprise that you find it difficult to connect to other people in a normal way. Whenever you’re talking to a Dutch moron it always seems like they’re “trying” to keep up a conversation and act normal. And making horrible jokes expecting other people to fake laugh like you always do you lifeless fucking creatures. And why do you stare so much you nosey, weird motherfuckers? Huh? Why do you stare at people you don’t know in the street? Because you’re fucking crazy, that’s why. You’re insane and you fucking know it too, I swear to god you do. And why do say you’re honest and blunt? Cause me and you both know you’re a sleazy bunch of two faced cunts. Always acting nice and approachable in front of people and then talking behind their backs and being sneaky fuckers. Fucking degenerate pieces of “human” (?) garbage. Awkward ass motherfuckers.
You ugly fucks. At least half of you cunts look inbred. I swear I’ve never seen as many unflattering and utterly repulsive looking people anywhere in the world. No wonder your national color is orange, ugly as fuck just like yourselves you fucking cows. You know when I visited England I thought their unappetizing, uninviting food was the worst in the world but congratulations, you’ve got them beat. You’ve managed to make food taste literally repulsive. Your stupid fucking country shouldn’t exist anyway, you pulled out of the fucking water. Mother nature didn’t want you estranged animals on this earth and as it turns out it was for good reason too. Fuck this fucking country. You stupid fucks. You resent anything that resembles confidence, greatness and excellence and it makes you so uncomfortable that you gotta do everything you can to bring it down to your lowly level. You toxic rude fucks. No you’re not honest, you’re rude. You’re still rude but because being toxic is the norm here they don’t call it being rude. But it’s still being rude.
You hate your stupid selves (tbf I’d hate myself if I was like you cunts too so can’t blame you there) so you have to transform it to everybody else as well. Ambitionless pieces of flesh. Waste of oxygen and resources. Going around on your stupid bikes day in day out. Unmelted cold cheese on a single piece of bread is not food you dumb fucking cunts. You don’t understand what it means to live. And the funniest thing is you do it to yourselves but I guess you’ve got no other choice when you’re born in an absolute shithole like this. Weather here is just as insane and unpleasant as you are. I’m tired of this stupid shithole. Every day filled with stress and frustration. You stupid cunts don’t know what it means to live. I swear to god you fucking don’t. I’ll be doing all I can to get the fuck out of this suffocating shithole asap, that is my number one priority atm. Fuck you and peace out. Stupid ass motherfuckers. Fuck you.