BLOODY STUPID FUCKING YANKS YOU LIKE GUNS GUNS ARE BAD ALL YOU DO IS WAR ***MY*** COUNTRY WOULD ***NEVER*** GO TO WAR OR DO ANYTHING BAD YOURE ALL SO STUPID AND FAT REDNECKS WHO EAT MCDONAL AND SHOOT PEOPLE WITH GUN YOU’RE ALL SO EGOTISTICAL AND NARCISSISTIC US CULTURALLY SUPERIOR EUROPEANS WOULD ***NEVER*** BE ARROGANT AT ALL YOU UNCULTURED SWINE YOU CANT APPRECIATE TRUE TASTE ALSO DID I MENTION YOURE A HORRIBLE PERSON BECAUSE GUN AMERICA IS THE MOST HORRIBLE OPPRESSIVE BIGOT NIGHTMARISH COUNTRY IN THE WORLD YOURE OFFENDED BY THE WORD “CUNT”? WELL WE’RE OFFENDED BY CHILDREN GETTING SHOT IN SCHOOLS WITH FULLY SEMI AUTOMATIC GRENADE LAUNCHING RAPID FIRE MACHINE RIFLE OF DEATH-15
ALSO DID I MENTION WE’RE NOT VIOLENT OR RACIST CAUSE ITS NOT LIKE WE’RE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE SLAVE TRADE OR COMING TO AMERICA AND KILLING NATIVE BLOKES ITS NOT LIKE WE WERE THE FUCKING “AMERICANS” IN THE FIRST PLACE WE’RE DEFINITELY NOT RESPONSIBLE IN ANY WAY
AND P.S. OUR HUMOR IS SUPERIOR ADN THE BRITISH VERSION OF THE OFFICE IS BETTER YOU FUCKING AMERICANS CANT APPRECIATE SUBTLE NUANCED HUMOR AND WIT AND OUR MUSIC IS SUPERIOR TOO LIKE THE SUPER UNDERGROUND OBSCURE ALTERNATIVE BANDS A LOWLY YANK LIKE YOU HAVE PROBBABLY NEVER HEARD OF SUCH AS RADIOHEAD AND OASIS THE WORLD HAS GONE TO SHIT AND ITS AMERICAS FAULT AND NO ONE ELSES