I don’t even need porn to fap, the sheer thought of en passant makes me violently erect, I quickly start to jack off, imagining the white pawn inserting his big sweaty dick Into the black pawns pussy. I start to go faster as the thought of the white pawn climaxing excites me. I imagine the black pawn being overfilled with cum after being pounded by the white pawn. “Holy hell” I yell as I climax as well. I then lie in my bed while saying to myself “I wish chess was real”